Do you...
a) Sift through your ashtrays and cut the burnt bit off all the ciggie butts... empty the remaining tobacco... and re-roll the used backy into new cigarettes?
b) Squeeze out the contents of the several empty shampoo bottles that have been lying on your shower floor for 6 months... and use the mixture of solutions to wash your clothes at the laundromat.... rather than cough up the 20 cents for the washing powder dispenser?
c) Scrape the black gunk out of the downpipe from your bong... dry it out... mix it with your recently aquired, recycled tobacco and smoke it?
d) Use an old bootlace for a belt?... or better yet... a twisted length of plastic wrap?
e) Scrape the ice that has enveloped the inside of your freezer... to put in your cleaned out honey jar full of water on hot days... instead of paying $2.50 for a bag of ice from 7/11?
f) Refuse to feed your pet until it has licked every morsel of biscuit from its bowl?... regardless of how long that crumb sits there, the little cunt doesn't eat until it's gone.
g) Agree to go out drinking with your mates and only "remember" that you have no money when it's your round?.........
h) Use a zip-lock sandwich bag for a wallet?
If you do these things.... you are as broke as me..... if you do these and more.... you are even broker and are probably considering prostitution...
Either way... please suggest other cheapo tactics I can use to save the thirty five cents in my... *ahem*...... wallet.... for a rainy day.
b) Squeeze out the contents of the several empty shampoo bottles that have been lying on your shower floor for 6 months... and use the mixture of solutions to wash your clothes at the laundromat.... rather than cough up the 20 cents for the washing powder dispenser?
c) Scrape the black gunk out of the downpipe from your bong... dry it out... mix it with your recently aquired, recycled tobacco and smoke it?
d) Use an old bootlace for a belt?... or better yet... a twisted length of plastic wrap?
e) Scrape the ice that has enveloped the inside of your freezer... to put in your cleaned out honey jar full of water on hot days... instead of paying $2.50 for a bag of ice from 7/11?
f) Refuse to feed your pet until it has licked every morsel of biscuit from its bowl?... regardless of how long that crumb sits there, the little cunt doesn't eat until it's gone.
g) Agree to go out drinking with your mates and only "remember" that you have no money when it's your round?.........
h) Use a zip-lock sandwich bag for a wallet?
If you do these things.... you are as broke as me..... if you do these and more.... you are even broker and are probably considering prostitution...
Either way... please suggest other cheapo tactics I can use to save the thirty five cents in my... *ahem*...... wallet.... for a rainy day.
2 comments:
your just recycling old habbits son, you know it
ay keep it on the low bruz!
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