Miss X: How much for the night?
Fat Prick: Rooms start from $105
Me: Fuck it babe, let's just pay it... I need a bed
Miss X: Ok, can we get a room?
Fat Prick: (staring at me) I don't like your language... you go... (points across the road)
Me: Fuck ya then!
This is the first conversation we'd had with anyone in Sydney.
We drove for 2 hours searching for a motel with vacancies... Admitting defeat, we pulled into some suspect side street in Penrith to stretch the car seats back to pass out, machete in hand...
Just then, the phone rang...
I'm now sitting on the balcony of a beautiful apartment in Newtown.
Black coffee
Winfield Blues
A Pad and pen
Last nights sleep was the best I've had in a fortnight. Possibly aided by the 2 bottles of champagne that our hosts generously treated us to upon our arrival.
Thank god Miss X has contacts outside that tiny speck called Melbourne.
Fat Prick: Rooms start from $105
Me: Fuck it babe, let's just pay it... I need a bed
Miss X: Ok, can we get a room?
Fat Prick: (staring at me) I don't like your language... you go... (points across the road)
Me: Fuck ya then!
This is the first conversation we'd had with anyone in Sydney.
We drove for 2 hours searching for a motel with vacancies... Admitting defeat, we pulled into some suspect side street in Penrith to stretch the car seats back to pass out, machete in hand...
Just then, the phone rang...
I'm now sitting on the balcony of a beautiful apartment in Newtown.
Black coffee
Winfield Blues
A Pad and pen
Last nights sleep was the best I've had in a fortnight. Possibly aided by the 2 bottles of champagne that our hosts generously treated us to upon our arrival.
Thank god Miss X has contacts outside that tiny speck called Melbourne.
3 comments:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You lucky tourist....... You know it.
Meanwhile Im sittin in front of a computer on a Saturday with nowhere to go yet, maybe later I might but not yet........ Fuck you for coming down so late when you last came down...Fuck I was already in bed when you rang...fuckin old man status..... . . . . . Taking any happy snaps on your tour bus?
no doubt we're lucky as fuck... but we gotta get out tomorrow... so anyone got a place to crash?... let me know!
and yea we have some dope shots of some road kill... and another one of me writing the word CUNT in massive letter in the tanbark of some kids playground...
aside from that... nothing much else...
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