I've been pretty spaced out the past few days and unable to write anything worthwhile... So here's an old DVD review I wrote, ganked from my Myspace page.
Title: Fighting Mad
Soundtrack: Roadrunner Records
Title: Fighting Mad
Soundtrack: Roadrunner Records
Akin to the popular Bumfights trilogy and other fighting documentaries (I use the term documentary loosely as docos are generally designed to educate the viewer) this 30 minute action packed, brawl frenzy is guaranteed to enthrall those who have a) never been in a fight or b) have an unhealthy obsession with fighting... I fall into neither of those categories so unfortunately it didn't have me on the edge of my seat.
The film begins with a quote from General William T. Sherman:
War is the remedy that our enemies have chosen, and I say let us give them what they want
Why they chose to quote one of the most hated Generals in American history I'm not sure... perhaps they didn't do their research, but already this is a sign of what's to come.
Throughout the next 30 or so minutes, more quotes appear on screen at 5 minute intervals, (or there abouts) used to cut from one scene to the next... I get the impression that the film's creators believed these quotes (all concerning war and violence) would add a touch of artistic integrity to their production. Attempting to convince the audience that what they are viewing is a deep psychological case study into the motivations and effects of violence... rather than a half an hour promo/filmclip for some of the musically challenged artists on the Roadrunner Records roster.
Unfortunately for them... I wasn't convinced.
Which brings me to my next topic, the soundtrack.
I guess there's only one word to describe the music chosen to support the grim images on screen... fuckin horrible... okay, make that two words.
I've never really been a fan of heavy metal, so I guess I'm reviewing the soundtrack from an unfair or biased standpoint. But I honestly feel the movie would have been ten times more bearable had they have chosen different music, or even different bands to set the theme for the film.
Interestingly enough, when thinking about it, all movies of this genre are backed by ear piercing, heavy metal or punk rock soundtracks...
WHY HAVEN'T THESE PEOPLE NOTICED THE CLOSE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN HIP HOP & VIOLENCE YET?
I could think of several songs from the hiphop genre that would fit such a film... oh you want me to name one?...
Stomp Da Shit Out You - CNN and M.O.P.
Infact anything from the M.O.P. catalogue would be suitable.
And on that note, there are no fight videos set to the fiery sounds of Enya!... think about it...
So!, back to the film.
I have to give this movie credit though. Like any internet fiend with an interest in morbid shit I've seen my fair share of beheadings, murder, rape, torture, stunt accident and animal attack videos. I was at a point where I thought I was pretty much desensitised to anything digital media had to offer... however there were a couple scenes in this film that will stick with me and I thought are worthy of a mention...
Highlights
Two fighters are pitted against each other in an "organised" backyard brawl in a cheaply constucted barbed wire ring, surrounded by several amusing and conveniently placed items of destruction:Fluorescant light globes Crutches A surfboard with extra long spiky blade things Skateboard Planks of wood Tables Chairs A cheese grater
All of which are utilised to their full catastrophic potential.
It was rather disturbing watching the two fighters beat each other half to death. Although, I guess it didn't impact me too bad as I wouldn't have watched the scene three times.
The referee steps in occaisionally, when one of the fighters attempts to use the barbed wire as a garrotting device.
KIDS! - Don't do PCP
Another scene that stood out was more humorous than anything.
A fight begins... and by the 7 second mark I asked my friend "Is that a chick bashing a guy?".
In a somewhat poverty stricken neighbourhood, a heavy-set woman beats the crap out of a guy half her size. It's a seriously one sided battle, which are the best. Let's be honest, who watches fight DVDs to see fair fights?... I want to see someone get the shit kicked out of them which generally only happens in unfair matchups.
Memorable Quotes
"Oh no!... he's going for the dick grab!"
When the backyard brawl is over... a female voice can be heard to remark "Shit!, he's really hurt" to which someone responds "just give him a glass of water"
Rating
I give this film one ninja out of five:
It only gained the ninja because of the two scenes I mentioned... I would like to deduct half a ninja due to the soundtrack, but unfortunately I couldn't find any half ninja emoticons...
Worth Buying?
No.
Worth Downloading?
No.
Worth Watching?
Only if you're really into this sought of thing, or if you can get your hands on a version with chapters so you can skip to the mentioned scenes.
Conclusion
It's like Bumfights, just without any of the good shit.
The film begins with a quote from General William T. Sherman:
War is the remedy that our enemies have chosen, and I say let us give them what they want
Why they chose to quote one of the most hated Generals in American history I'm not sure... perhaps they didn't do their research, but already this is a sign of what's to come.
Throughout the next 30 or so minutes, more quotes appear on screen at 5 minute intervals, (or there abouts) used to cut from one scene to the next... I get the impression that the film's creators believed these quotes (all concerning war and violence) would add a touch of artistic integrity to their production. Attempting to convince the audience that what they are viewing is a deep psychological case study into the motivations and effects of violence... rather than a half an hour promo/filmclip for some of the musically challenged artists on the Roadrunner Records roster.
Unfortunately for them... I wasn't convinced.
Which brings me to my next topic, the soundtrack.
I guess there's only one word to describe the music chosen to support the grim images on screen... fuckin horrible... okay, make that two words.
I've never really been a fan of heavy metal, so I guess I'm reviewing the soundtrack from an unfair or biased standpoint. But I honestly feel the movie would have been ten times more bearable had they have chosen different music, or even different bands to set the theme for the film.
Interestingly enough, when thinking about it, all movies of this genre are backed by ear piercing, heavy metal or punk rock soundtracks...
WHY HAVEN'T THESE PEOPLE NOTICED THE CLOSE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN HIP HOP & VIOLENCE YET?
I could think of several songs from the hiphop genre that would fit such a film... oh you want me to name one?...
Stomp Da Shit Out You - CNN and M.O.P.
Infact anything from the M.O.P. catalogue would be suitable.
And on that note, there are no fight videos set to the fiery sounds of Enya!... think about it...
So!, back to the film.
I have to give this movie credit though. Like any internet fiend with an interest in morbid shit I've seen my fair share of beheadings, murder, rape, torture, stunt accident and animal attack videos. I was at a point where I thought I was pretty much desensitised to anything digital media had to offer... however there were a couple scenes in this film that will stick with me and I thought are worthy of a mention...
Highlights
Two fighters are pitted against each other in an "organised" backyard brawl in a cheaply constucted barbed wire ring, surrounded by several amusing and conveniently placed items of destruction:
All of which are utilised to their full catastrophic potential.
It was rather disturbing watching the two fighters beat each other half to death. Although, I guess it didn't impact me too bad as I wouldn't have watched the scene three times.
The referee steps in occaisionally, when one of the fighters attempts to use the barbed wire as a garrotting device.
KIDS! - Don't do PCP
Another scene that stood out was more humorous than anything.
A fight begins... and by the 7 second mark I asked my friend "Is that a chick bashing a guy?".
In a somewhat poverty stricken neighbourhood, a heavy-set woman beats the crap out of a guy half her size. It's a seriously one sided battle, which are the best. Let's be honest, who watches fight DVDs to see fair fights?... I want to see someone get the shit kicked out of them which generally only happens in unfair matchups.
Memorable Quotes
"Oh no!... he's going for the dick grab!"
When the backyard brawl is over... a female voice can be heard to remark "Shit!, he's really hurt" to which someone responds "just give him a glass of water"
Rating
I give this film one ninja out of five:
It only gained the ninja because of the two scenes I mentioned... I would like to deduct half a ninja due to the soundtrack, but unfortunately I couldn't find any half ninja emoticons...
Worth Buying?
No.
Worth Downloading?
No.
Worth Watching?
Only if you're really into this sought of thing, or if you can get your hands on a version with chapters so you can skip to the mentioned scenes.
Conclusion
It's like Bumfights, just without any of the good shit.
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