Reasons why I didn't waste money on this...

Asalamaleka brothers!

What you are about to read is a short essay on the reasons why I decided against throwing my money away on a particular product/service... and some of the disturbing evidence I uncovered throughout my investigations.

Product/Service: The Gold Coast Girls

Part I - The Introduction

First and foremost... for those of you who aren't aware of what The Gold Coast Girls are, here's a brief description taken directly from their website...

4 hot chicks in an apartment on the Gold Coast -- With cameras everywhere!!!

I bet you're thinking to yourself... "What's wrong with that?... how could you possibly have beef with such an obviously credible sales pitch... what are you a faggot, Rhetoric?... you wanna fuckin get stabbed cunt???"
To which I must beg you spare my life for a couple minutes more... so you may learn what I've learnt.

The idea behind this product/service is the consumer will pay approximately $1.50 per day, to recieve streaming video and photos on their mobile phone... Am I the only one that finds it disturbing that it costs $1 a day to feed and clothe a starving child... yet there are probably more people stuffing that childs health and well being into the undersized, cum drenched bras of four sluts in QLD in hopes of recieving yet another video of them dry humping each other?

What I find even more perplexing about such a service is that, assuming the video and photos will be used as motivation for masturbation... I cannot see how its physically possible to pleasure ones self to a mobile phone...
I mean... I have a 19 inch monitor and Bitcomet... do I really need to bother trying to hit the zoom button on my phone keypad so I can hopefully see the freckles on some dolled up D-Grade porn actress' ass?...

The television commercial poses a question to the audience...
"Have you ever wondered what four hot girls sharing an apartment on the Gold Coast get up to?"

I'm aware that this is intended to be a rhetorical question, the attitude in the announcers voice suggests that it's almost a stupid question... like... the men sitting at home would respond with a, "What kind of a question is that?... of course I've wondered what they get up to!... infact it plagues my mind during both waking and sleeping hours!"

But unfortunately for me, this voice over does nothing to advance the arguement, as I can honestly say I've never once given a fuck what these girls might be doing.

The next thing I'm going to tell you may shock you... but I feel it's my duty to let the public know the truth... You may be astounded to learn that the girls pictured here...

... that these girls are not virgins!!!... not only have these harlots had relations out of wedlock... BUT THEY'RE NOT EVEN CHRISTIANS!!!........ I know... I know....... shocking isn't it?...

At this point my advice is to take a break... perhaps have a juice... and come back when you feel like you are prepared to go on... because the revelations only get darker from here...


Part II - The Middle East Connection

As I began delving deeper into the mystery of The Gold Coast Girls i noticed something queer about this "awesome foursome".
Now, we've all had nightmares about Malaysian lady-boys... Whether we'd like to admit it or not... We've all at one point in our lives had a month long stretch of screaming ourselves out of our slumber at 4am, tears running down our face, in a sweat soaked bed and the remnants of bad dreams involving asian chicks with dicks, consuming our thoughts.

It's perhaps this paranoia that brought a certain something to my attention...

AND BAM!!!

My suspicions were correct... "Kat"... is nothing more than a cheap $5000 Malaysian sex change job...
My curiosity grew... while getting lost in "her"... deep... mysterious... brown eyes... i noticed that she looked familiar...
I found myself... a man possessed... on the conquest of truth, justice, and freedom!
I then contacted the Malaysian Census Board... to discover the identity of this, the most peculiar member of the Gold Coast gang... I learned that never... in Malaysias history... had there ever been a citizen who went by the name of Kat.
Alarm bells began to ring inside my head...
I realised I'd stumbled across something very covert, perhaps a secret that I wasn't supposed to know... I was determined to find out more...

After speaking with the Malaysian Census people... I decided to contact my friend, Rob (R.I.P.) at the Behavioural Sciences Laboratory in New York City... I sent him a picture of Kat and requested he do a bone structure examination and perhaps the computer may find a match within the database...

What was uncovered was one of the biggest mistakes of national security in the history of Western Civilisation...
After learning what we did... within hours... my friend Rob was found dead... the coroner determined that he'd strangled himself into unconsciousness and then shot himself in the back of the head 3 times at long range with a rifle.....

I however believe there was some foul play involved...

Below are the results of the bone structure test... these results have only a 1% chance of being erroneous, and we're sent to me only moments before my good friend lost his life...

*CUE DRAMATIC MUSIC!*

The red dots indicate the bone structure in the face... as you can see the match is amazingly accurate...

For those that need more convincing.... perhaps the following evidence will sway you...

There you have it... irrefutable proof... no sane man could argue in the face of such evidence...

It then dawned on me... her name KAT!!!

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Traitors

It was so obvious... it was staring at me the whole time...

When I stepped outside and a large black van attempted to run me down... I got the feeling that someone didn't want me to spread the word about my findings...

Please... let people know what you've witnessed today... don't allow yourself be oppressed and become part of the cover up... its up to you!!!